Genius. Billionaire. Playboy. Philanthropist.

bruisebanner:

princeofkokoros:

what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’

#clint barton

person: hey wanna hang out

thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this

horanty:

I just had a stroke

mutedsymphonies:

my friends and i